i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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