As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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