I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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