she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
