Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
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I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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