All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
operation harelip BJ is a go
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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