drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
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I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
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It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
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