I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
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So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
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You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.