someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
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I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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