***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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