Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
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I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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