Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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