you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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