the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
he fucked my hip out of place.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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