How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I AM VODKA MAN
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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