The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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