i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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