So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
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if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
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