He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
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