i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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