when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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