take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
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dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
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I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
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