My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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