I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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