Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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