Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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