My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
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So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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