i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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