Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
kristin has been a bad kristin
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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