I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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