Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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