I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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