oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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