Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
