wanna go halves on a baby?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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