Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
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He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
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You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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