Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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