theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
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