You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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