I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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