My nipple is on Facebook.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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