When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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