the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
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After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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