Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
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this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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