Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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