better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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