I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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