how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
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I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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