we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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