i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
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Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
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Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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