youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
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I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
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He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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