And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
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Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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