I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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