Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I need to align my fucking chakras
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I see more hoeing in ur future
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