stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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